cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”



What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor



american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.



“not my fat ass”

— me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)



Anonymous
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST URL?

okaywork:

inspiring, inventive, classic, real



“you dying bruh”

webMD’s answer for everything (via whitegirlsaintshit)



kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.



unimpressed2chainz:

people who say blacks instead of black people are just in a hurry cause they have a white nationalist meeting to go to 



cyberho:

people with those big ass galaxy phones be like:

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