owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

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It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1



  • When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
  • When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!


heckacute:

The best part about macaroni and cheese is that you don’t even need to chew it. You can just swallow it. If it gets stuck in your throat, you’ll be fine because you can breathe through the noodle tubes.



shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye



Inappropriate thoughts ft. you



  • fav mutual: [likes one post i made]
  • me: what are we


spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….



roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

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